okay this is post #1000 on this blog so i think it should be something good and thoughtful and really exemplify what i think berserk is truly about, when you carefully examine the themes and get right down to the core of the story

so here it is:

Berserk is really gay.

yesgabsstuff:

bthump:

@yesgabsstuff​ said:
Ditto for a conversation with Casca except that it ends with her taking the implement of self harm out of his hands and saying;
“You’re totally full of shit but I guess it’s time to put you to bed.”

awww. this is all
so perfect tbh. i’d seriously read 200k words of berserk as just a low key, realistic group of
traumatized and mentally ill people trying to support each other and get by and often failing and fucking up but
sometimes succeeding.

(i mean that’s basically what it is already but yk, take away the monsters and you’re still left with so much good character stuff and making it quietly realistic + modern adds a certain tone that agrees with me more than i would’ve expected. though i wouldn’t necessarily want to follow the plot of berserk to a tee lol. keep the themes, maybe explore different directions)

It’s weird. I think my age at this point has turned almost into optimism. What I mean is that Casca kind of barreling in and trying to get him to feel better and not knowing how because she can’t handle him being sad and Griffith kind of pulling it together in response to that is more realistic I think than what I just made up. It’s like I imagined what they would be with another five years under their belts and some solid self awareness. To her credit, Casca is the closest to being that person out of the three of them, but still. She’s always the Mom Friend regardless.

TO BE FAIR we are talking about an AU where they have some psychological knowledge and therapy experience, so it makes sense that they’d make better decisions occasionally haha.

in fact this really is the perfect setting to do like, a Berserk re-do where they’re all dealing with the exact same shit except actually learning coping methods and therefore not ruining everything all the time.

They can still ruin some things. just like, not irreversibly maybe.

@yesgabsstuff​ said:
Ditto for a conversation with Casca except that it ends with her taking the implement of self harm out of his hands and saying;
“You’re totally full of shit but I guess it’s time to put you to bed.”

awww. this is all
so perfect tbh. i’d seriously read 200k words of berserk as just a low key, realistic group of
traumatized and mentally ill people trying to support each other and get by and often failing and fucking up but
sometimes succeeding.

(i mean that’s basically what it is already but yk, take away the monsters and you’re still left with so much good character stuff and making it quietly realistic + modern adds a certain tone that agrees with me more than i would’ve expected. though i wouldn’t necessarily want to follow the plot of berserk to a tee lol. keep the themes, maybe explore different directions)

I’m probably the only person that hates Charlotte not because of Griffith has non to do with him, but she didn’t even ask him how he can talk, etc. Then I think about it is either Griffith or being locked up, also why hasn’t she been bothered with falconia when is midland originally?? I hope her royalty ass gets concerned for her kingdom at least since Griffith isn’t going to be nice once he marries her.

Well tbh I have my issues with how Charlotte is written since I think she’s too passive and two dimensional at the moment (though I have hope for her in the future bc there’s plenty of room for her to grow and she has shown some depth before, eg spearheading the plot to rescue Griffith) but I think these points in particular are a little unfair.

When the first thing your boyfriend does when he shows up again after 2 years is fly you out of a tower with the help of a cool monster idk if I’d think to question his recovery either. It’s even possible she asked off-screen, but not important for the reader to see because imo it’s pretty easy to assume that “magic” is a reasonable explanation when this is a dude who performs miracles.

And as for Charlotte ruling her kingdom, I mean, this is fantasy middle ages in Berserk, aka a world hardly known for granting women a lot of power. I don’t think Charlotte was ever expected to actually take control of a kingdom – she was supposed to get married to someone who would do that. And from her point of view she’s marrying the literal saviour of the world, declared divine by the highest religious authority, regular performer of miracles, who magically created the best damn kingdom the world’s ever seen. I don’t think she’d feel the need to vy for control when by all accounts Griffith is doing a bang up job.

Like idk she’s boring to me too, but her choices and reactions all make sense to me since she’s a sheltered princess without a lot of life experience, so I can’t really direct any ire at her. I just wish she was written to be a little more dynamic I guess, and I can totally see why her passivity would grate on you. Here’s hoping she does something interesting in the future.

Oh and lastly I don’t think there’s any reason to believe Griffith wouldn’t continue being blandly nice after marrying her. Why do you think that would change?

About that Psych Grad Student AU of yours

mastermistressofdesire:

@yesgabsstuff @bthump

I found something for Corkus to do!

You know expanding on the psych, group therapy angle, I’d really
like for it to be like this unofficial support group Griffith put together
while still in school because a lot of kids in the neighbourhood could not
afford therapy, but is now working towards getting a degree and making it like
a professional deal, maybe even join a bigger set up or really expand upon the
project. And it’s sort of become a safe space for all these kids and over the years,
some of the older ones like Judeau, Pippin, Corkus have all stayed together and
become like this group of people who at this point just support each other as
friends and actually even help to guide the newer ones who join. (Corkus has
his own brand of tough love which surprisingly works on some of the most
withdrawn kids so they sort of let him be).

And everyone of course, completely loves Griffith because this
guy literally gave a lot of them life. 

Griffith however has in recent times started to develop a very
non-disclosure, sterile clinical style of counselling, where he’ll hear
everyone out, non-judgmentally, of course but not really give any personal
inputs. And he’s pretty good at this.( Psych students would be rolling their
eyes here- but there’s like these two schools of thought regarding counselling
among psychologists, one that the psychologist should not bring any personality
to the table, as the therapy isn’t about them, they should merely be a mirror
in which their clients can find themselves, an emotionless but rational and
non-maleficent screen and the other is that the psychologist should interact
with the client as their authentic selves, to be better able to build trust, a
sense of reality and connection and extend human support to the client.)

However, this wasn’t always the case and when he was younger,
and didn’t really know much about psychology or therapy. Griffith would reach
out pretty much how any concerned person would, he was just a lot better at it
intrinsically

Unfortunately, as with any group of people dealing with
participants from such sad and messed up personal situations, among the many
happy recoveries there are also some things which couldn’t be fixed. Over the
years there have been those who relapsed, ran away or most commonly committed
suicide, mostly during the early years of the Group when Griffith was still
doing the stuff pretty much solo and he has a huge case of unresolved guilt
associated with these cases. Because in retrospect sometimes he keeps wondering
if it was something he had unthinkingly or unknowingly said and simply the fact
that he had taken responsibility for these people and that  maybe what was his
amateurish incompetence and over involvement had ultimately failed them.

Casca however turns out to be one of his early
successful ‘cases’ and he helps her recover from and infact directly stops
her from being sexually assaulted. And he really helps her kind of regain her
sense of control over herself .Casca completely hero-worships him. This goes
on till final year of high school by when Casca has become somewhat of a support
counsellor herself but then things suddenly turn ugly when this kid who’d
recently joined them commits suicide, and this is the one of the youngest kids ever that Griffith had
taken in and he’s completely shaken by this incident.

This also starts his goal toward working his ass off and getting that actual degree and scholarship. So he applies to a lot of Universities, and gets accepted into a great one except Gennon is the Dean. Go figure. 

So Casca witnesses an incident and she’s pretty shaken about it but later when she asks Griffith why he wont just leave, he tells her it’s not important in the grand scheme of things and right now the degree is the most important thing for him because he refuses to take risks with the lives of people who trust him with their lives. Plus it’s kind of his dream to have his own sort of therepeutic set up .

and so it goes, and also like when Griffith first meets Guts, he asks him to join in on their meetings and Guts takes offense and says he doesn’t need it.

In the beginning Guts resents Griffith slightly because he looks like he’s so untouched by the things which everyone else is suffering from. He seems normal and happy and well-adjusted and Guts can’t relate to that and sometimes just wants to drag him down to his level.

But as the years go by it becomes what he loves the most about Griffith, that he can just waltz in and make Guts smile despite himself. And Guts becomes exceedingly protective of him because he feels like he wants to protect a little bit of that  ‘ innocence’. 

Later he  hears about Casca’s story and —

haha this is getting real long but yeah canon typical things. but they will talk because it’s what they do for a living in this au. and things will be better.

Ooh I love this idea too, long but worth reading. tbh I’ve heard a lot about those two schools of thought you mentioned from a friend who’s a therapist and that’s a really clever and in-character way of applying it imo.

also i’ll add this here bc it’s all related to the same au:

@yesgabsstuff said: I feel like you could even keep the
whole Gennon situation in if you wanted? Like you have a student that
was on the waiting list for the group and he didn’t get the treatment he
needed in time due to a lack of funding and he ends up killing himself?
Grad student Griffith would totally blame himself and give into the
advances of a spooky doner
Patron of the department for a grant to be sent their way.

If you wanted. I would because it was important character development.

Yeah I think it’s pretty necessary. both this and @mastermistressofdesire‘s idea up there totally work for me.

The only thing I want to suggest is an original motivation for Griffith to decide to start this whole helping other people cope with trauma thing. Bc I mean canon Griffith didn’t necessarily have much of an original pre-gennon motivation for the castle dream but that was a rly simple + childish dream whereas this is more complex and I think should be rooted in something. Building off of the whole apparently orphan kid in a back-alley thing maybe he grew up in orphanages/foster homes and witnessed and/or experienced abuse and couldn’t do anything about it, and this is his way of taking back that sense of control and “making up for it” as he might think to himself?

Which kind of maybe is moving the dead kid motivation ahead a little, but idk.

@yesgabsstuff said: I feel like they would know each other
from before. Maybe from undergrad? Like Casca was a theatre major or
something and was a huge techie and decided to stay on that side of it
after school. A previous group therapy thing where they were both
patients makes sense to me.

Guts I could see going to therapy to deal with anger issues and being
reluctantly directed towards the group after his therapist suspects some
trauma.

ooh i dig these ideas! also if it’s anger related maybe it’s court-ordered. i could see him engaging in some destruction of public property if he’s really pissed off.

also lmao i have no idea how to squeeze corkus into the plot but the idea of him as a bitter grad student is perfect

@yesgabsstuff said:
Casca is a contractor with a specialty in carpentry. Guts feels like a mechanic for boats or some shit.

Now how do we force Guts to go the fuck to therapy? 

1. I could feel this. guts as a mechanic works gr8 for me and obviously so does carpenter casca.

2. hm yk he might realize it’s a good idea on his own if he has flashbacks during sex. maybe he’d go, check it out for one meeting, think ‘nah this isn’t my thing’ except when he tries to duck out griffith convinces him to stay. possibly thru a bet a la the manga but less dramatic than swords.

also! would griffith and casca be childhood(ish) friends in this version too (maybe meeting at earlier group therapy or smthn) or would they all meet at the same time?

@yesgabsstuff said:
Clinical psychologist
grad student running a sliding scale survivors group under supervision?
You could have some crazy intra-department drama in place of a kingdom.
Casca also coaches girls soccer in her spare time.

shit they could all meet thru a support group instead of a merc band. omg suddenly i really want to read this? i feel like this is actually like the most true to berserk way of doing a modern au – still about dealing with trauma, just with better mental health resources and less world-destroying now.

and loud yes to Casca coaching soccer.

mastermistressofdesire:

bthump:

@madchen said:
im so angry bc i was
gonna say something poignant abt griffith and sexuality but then i
forgot wait i just remembered it-i hc griffith as gay and its so… i dont
know, him repressing his feelings and desires and attraction to other
men before guts comes along fits in pretty well with his character i
think. its hard to think abt w griffith just bc of the persona and
facade he puts out there but i like gay characters and thinking about
their gayness /shrugs 

so like i actually have an essay sitting in my drafts that i started writing as a tongue in cheek joke on the premise “compulsory heterosexuality is the true villain of berserk” bc it seemed like a subject i could have fun bullshitting with. then i never posted it bc like halfway thru it got 2real and the tone was all weird

anyway the point is griffith’s narrative is waaaay too easy to read as repressing his sexuality considering his dream is represented by a heterosexual marriage and being in love with his best friend is the obstacle he overcomes to turn into an emotionless shell of himself.

sooo yeah i could definitely see it. plus from a characterization standpoint his whole thing is emotional repression. Also turns out Berserk gets even more depressing when you look at it from that angle, even if it is totally unintentional.

madchen said:
oh also i definitely
think that if griffith ever did feel comfortable enough to relinquish
some control guts would probably be exceedingly tender and gentle with
it and griff reaction to that is probably up in the air? i wonder how he
would ever feel about guts calling him beautiful/praising how he looks
bc i agree w your objectification trauma hypothesis and its been made
exceedingly clear that guts loves griffith well beyond his physical
appearance?

I totally agree. Idk I guess I’d err on the side of thinking that Griffith would probably never be entirely comfortable with being praised for his appearance but he wouldn’t necessarily have flashbacks either? So I’d say his reaction would be somewhere in between total acceptance and imminent breakdown. But if it was like a fic or smthn i could easily be convinced either way.

That essay sounds like a gem.

the first half is rly basic and obvious, like, here are all the times Charlotte’s existence fucked up their relationship/lives and resulted in Griffith and Guts overemphasizing Griffith’s heteronormative marriage/king/castle dream and delegitimizing their relationship, haha see what I did there?

then this happened:

I’m also going to point out that it’s not Guts and Casca getting
together that fucks Griffith up after he’s rescued – he’s not happy
about it obviously, but he can see what’s up and he’s not finding his
behelit and summoning the Godhand yet – but rather it’s Casca telling
Guts to leave while she stays, followed by Griffith’s vision of himself
seemingly as Casca’s romantic partner, kid in tow, no Guts to be seen.

Like
– just look at this fucking horrific vision here. Griffith is
essentially helpless and trapped, unable to move or speak. He’s part of a
family unit, wife and child, with the man he loves far away somewhere
and the kid named after him. It’s picturesque – Casca transformed into a
perfect housewife, reminiscing fondly about the old days but preferring
the quiet (gender role conforming) family life. Griffith looks good and is dressed up. Casca
leans in to kiss him and then spoon feeds him while he thinks that “this
peace and quiet… isn’t so bad.”

Then he wakes up, tries to kill himself, summons the Godhand, and becomes an evil demon.

And the thing is, that evil demon isn’t freedom, it’s just leveling up
in repression, emotionlessly playing the part of the ideal
boyfriend to a tee and entering into a loveless marriage while betraying
nothing of his inner feelings, maybe not even to himself. Seeing
the man he loves again and telling him he’s insignificant. And achieving his dream as easily as if it was handed to him on a silver
platter, because his dream is literally the externalized desires of society.

and i was like, oops that’s actually not very funny. (well the last sentence kind of is in a reachy way but yk)

do u have any modern au ideas? like… what would these weirdos be like in world without many swords

tbh the more epic and fucked up a canon is the more charming i find chill modern aus, so i think my faves are aus where they’re basically normal. a little fucked up and weird and dramatic maybe, but like, when guts and griffith have a dramatic break up no one turns into a demon, they just downward spiral like ordinary people do and spend a while hating each other and making things awkward for their mutual friends.

also i think in a modern au guts should still have some kind of thing he does. if not swinging a sword then maybe a trade his shitty adopted father taught him, or a hobby he spends most of his downtime on (working out, sports, idk).

Also tradesman Casca – maybe she’s a welder or carpenter or mechanic or something. Sry I love her buff arms too much not to give her a physical job, and the class issues are important to the story so they’re all blue collar.

except Griffith who’s a grad student.

then casca could meet farnese by chance and have a whirlwind cliche class-differences romance that ends with them running off together (serpico tags along, eventually finds a dude of his own (Farnese’s surprisingly understanding fiancee Roderick?), and they’re all gay bffs who room together in an improbably nice new york apartment. who wouldn’t watch this sitcom? guts and griffith are recurring characters in a dramatic on again off again relationship.)

lol idk this devolved quickly. creativity is not my strong suit. i have another related ask tho so gimme a sec and i’ll cosign that idea too

yeah (slides you a $50) talk about Guts and Roderick 8 and 20

ok but fair warning i don’t rly ship them myself so apologies if this is boring lmao

Sex headcanon 

twotruckshavingsex.mp3

Relationship with/thoughts on _____ headcanon 

They got that mutual respect going on. They’re both easy going and happy to lead or follow. Roderick is suave and could put the moves on Guts and Guts would be receptive to The Moves. Also the adrenaline-fueled post-battle sex would probably be good, assuming Guts isn’t in pieces.

I don’t think Guts did the right think while leaving,

mastermistressofdesire:

note I said while leaving not by leaving. Because whether or not he should have left at all is a separate argument. He completely had the right to yes, and no, Griffith did not actually own him- but from a point of view of basic decency he fails completely.

The thing is we as readers get to know of his reasons long ago, we know it’s to do with wanting to be an equal or friend to Griffith. So does Casca, judeau, corkus…they’ve familiarised themselves with the fact.

Griffith doesn’t have a clue.

And I’ve come across people saying he overreacted to the news, but honestly? 

If the person closest to you, someone you’ve nearly spent all your past several years with, someone you have countless happy memories with, someone you’ve let in on tings you’ve never told anyone- suddenly gets up and leaves town permanently, just goes and disappears from your life intentionally without as much as an explanation or goodbye, and you only get to know once you figure out everyone except you already knew, how would you feel?

Imagine your childhood best friend or long-time partner doing that.

Being devastated is not overreaction here.

It’s just that as an audience we are more forgiving of Guts’ decision because we know his reasons and that ultimately in a way he only wanted to help or be with Griffith And that he at least partially intended to come back.And we understand the value of self-discovery.

 That does not make it okay in universe.

Imagine in converse,

Griffith overhearing Guts talking to Casca about wanting to leave and find his own path, deciding that to do that Guts would have to leave the band. And interpreting that Guts wouldn’t be comfortable leaving before the war is over even though he really wants to leave. So to make things simpler,

He throws Guts out of the band of the Hawk. No explanation. Just Goodbye.

Does sound like the decent thing to do? Hell no.

It’s hurtful, it’s going to leave Guts shocked and disoriented, wondering what he did wrong and completely miserable. Even though we know why he did it it’s not the right thing to do.

Which is precisely what I’m trying to get at here.

Also of course there’s the argument that Guts didn’t know how this would affect Griffith, to which I say -well- If he had no idea, why was he trying to convince himself off the opposite so hard as he walked away?

Guts already subconciously knew Griffith would have a reaction to him leaving. It’s precisely why he doesn’t talk to him about it. It’s precisely why he doesn’t look back after defeating him. Because he knew.

Atleast semi-intentionally breaking someone’s heart just because you are afraid of a hard conversation is not okay.

And it’s crazy to bring up what’s okay in the context of Berserk, I know. I mean this entire universe is a fucking mess. But some of us still do extriact moral judgement here and there. So while we are already on this sinking ship I say- Have a look at this too!

@bthump @yesgabsstuff @freewilllife for no reason except that I like tagging you. Tell me if you want me to stop though. 🙂

1-20 guts?

Holiday headcanon

Ok going modern AU for this because what even are holidays in Berserk: Guts either buys surprisingly thoughtful Christmas presents for people, or he buys generic gift baskets. No in-between.

Cooking headcanon

Guts learned to cook to feed Gambino, and he’s pretty good at it for a mercenary.

Sleeping headcanon

Bc Guts tended to sleep wrapped around his sword as a kid, when he sleeps with someone else he holds them particularly gently

Driving headcanon

Answered

Bathing/showering headcanon

Answered

Hugging headcanon

Griffith, post-torture, is the only person he’s ever hugged without thinking about it first. (I’m p sure there’s nothing in canon that proves this wrong)

Kissing headcanon

Kisses like he means it, ie, really tenderly.

Sex headcanon

Either wants to be told what to do and how best to please his partner, with lots of praise, or wants to lie back and basically be made love to. Basically needs verbal or physical adoration.

General physical contact headcanon

“Don’t touch me,” is one part rape trauma and one part from Gambino telling him he’s cursed, which is why it comes back with a vengeance after the Eclipse.

Physical appearance headcanon

Has no idea that he’s hot and half the people he knows swoon over him. I doubt he’s ever thought about how attractive he is but if he had he’d consider himself average and maybe slightly below average after losing his eye and his arm.

Wardrobe headcanon

He genuinely thought his giant feathered assassination hat was cool. It was only that unwavering belief that allowed him to pull it off.

Jewelry headcanon

He never stopped being slightly creeped out by Griffith’s behelit, even after it saved his life multiple times.

Nickname headcanon

He kinda likes it when Skull Knight calls him “Struggler.”

Dancing headcanon

Answered

Singing headcanon

Like the dancing question, he does not sing. He’d be a baritone if he did, and he’d be able to carry a tune with practice, but he’s not going to practice.

Anger headcanon

Idk what I can say that hasn’t been thoroughly explored in the story. Hmmm okay he gets angry because he’s a ‘doer’ and it’s an emotion that leads directly to action. Sorrow, fear, trauma, regret, loneliness, emotional need, etc, all ends up being expressed as anger so he can use it as fuel for monster slaying and feel like he’s accomplishing something. That’s practically canon but w/e.

Soft spot headcanon

Kids. It might not seem like it when he tells a 12 yr old to kill herself but man, few things make him feel worse about himself than hurting children. Why he let zombie girl stab him in the 2nd chapter, why he kept fucking up while fighting Rosine, etc.

Favorite possession headcanon

Sword. That’s an easy one ofc.

Favorite photograph headcanon

Like Casca’s it’s something simple and warm with the Band, but more Griffith-focused. One of many times they locked eyes and smiled at each other during a battle, for instance. Or getting tipsy together around a fire and just chilling next to each other. Also it would be in that brief time post-Zodd and pre-Promrose Hall.

Relationship with/thoughts on _____ headcanon

Well I’m gonna fill in the blank with Relationship with NeoGriffith. And a headcanon for that is that Guts is not going to be able to kill him. Like emotionally, even if he somehow found a way to physically. Dude can’t even think the words to himself lol. Though what I can see is Guts pseudo-accidentally killing him if they were on a physically level playing field. A la Gambino – subconsciously thinking he’ll avoid the strike easily and then feeling horrified when his sword goes through him. Though of course what kind of emotional shit must be wreaking havok on NeoGriff for him to fail to avoid a strike like that is another story.

Hmm that was more half-assed speculation than headcanon but w/e, close enough.

@madchen said:
im so angry bc i was
gonna say something poignant abt griffith and sexuality but then i
forgot wait i just remembered it-i hc griffith as gay and its so… i dont
know, him repressing his feelings and desires and attraction to other
men before guts comes along fits in pretty well with his character i
think. its hard to think abt w griffith just bc of the persona and
facade he puts out there but i like gay characters and thinking about
their gayness /shrugs 

so like i actually have an essay sitting in my drafts that i started writing as a tongue in cheek joke on the premise “compulsory heterosexuality is the true villain of berserk” bc it seemed like a subject i could have fun bullshitting with. then i never posted it bc like halfway thru it got 2real and the tone was all weird

anyway the point is griffith’s narrative is waaaay too easy to read as repressing his sexuality considering his dream is represented by a heterosexual marriage and being in love with his best friend is the obstacle he overcomes to turn into an emotionless shell of himself.

sooo yeah i could definitely see it. plus from a characterization standpoint his whole thing is emotional repression. Also turns out Berserk gets even more depressing when you look at it from that angle, even if it is totally unintentional.

madchen said:
oh also i definitely
think that if griffith ever did feel comfortable enough to relinquish
some control guts would probably be exceedingly tender and gentle with
it and griff reaction to that is probably up in the air? i wonder how he
would ever feel about guts calling him beautiful/praising how he looks
bc i agree w your objectification trauma hypothesis and its been made
exceedingly clear that guts loves griffith well beyond his physical
appearance?

I totally agree. Idk I guess I’d err on the side of thinking that Griffith would probably never be entirely comfortable with being praised for his appearance but he wouldn’t necessarily have flashbacks either? So I’d say his reaction would be somewhere in between total acceptance and imminent breakdown. But if it was like a fic or smthn i could easily be convinced either way.

Guts 14, 5 Roderick 7,8,20

Dancing headcanonGuts

Guts cannot dance and has zero desire to try. If he did try he might actually be pretty good at it, I mean fighting is like dancing in some ways right? But it doesn’t matter bc he’s never gonna try.

Bathing/showering headcanon

– Guts

Guts doesn’t give a fuck, he’ll dunk himself in water when it’s handy but he’s not going to go out of his way to seek out a bath. It’s fantasy medieval times, everyone’s used to BO.

Kissing headcanon

– Roderick

Dude just goes for it. He’s confident in himself and suave and experienced so he relies on his charms to sweep ppl off their feet and seal the deal with a kiss at the right moment.

Sex headcanon

– Roderick

Probably good in the sack, he seems to know what he’s about. tbh he’s got to be one of the v few Berserk characters who’s had good sex multiple times. Also he brags a lot about women but I’m gonna say he might go for women on land but at sea he’s happy with dudes.

Relationship with/thoughts on _____ headcanon – Roderick

You didn’t specify so anything so I’m going with thoughts on getting swept up in the whole thing with Guts and co.

Bc tbh I like his attitude – genuinely enjoying the adventure, impressed by everybody but knowing he’s got his own skills to match, heroic and cool and mostly unfazed by all the monsters.

mastermistressofdesire:

bthump:

@yesgabsstuff said:
Lol I always thought
of Griffith as a serious Tumblr/Instagram person. His LinkedIn is also
meticulous. Casca also has a perfect LinkedIn and looks up DIY shit on
Pinterest.

And I could absolutely see Guts driving away from his panic attacks in the dead of night.

I also imagined that Guts maybe tried
Reddit workout boards but rage quit. He told everyone that he left
because it was petty and stupid, and the dudes were amatures but really
it was all of the weird homophobic language that got to him on his bad
days in a weird lizard brain way. 

ia with all of the above. especially casca as a DIYer, for some reason that seems weirdly perfect to me lol. and aw Guts I could def see that happening.

maybe he’d start his own series of workout videos. he’d be awkward and suck at looking into the camera and talk with a lot of ‘uhs’ and ‘so yeahs’ but he’d get plenty of views because a) he knows his shit and b) he’s hot and griffith is the one holding the camera and adjusting the lighting (and c) griffith links them to his however many thousand followers)

I have a head cannon about how they met?

So like I imagine Guts has the channel, and though it’s really good it’s also kind of a small scale one, doesn’t get a lot of subscribers because it seems to have a very niche audience. But Guts doesn’t particularly care and he continues posting  videos every week religiously. Until he gets a comment on one of his videos from Griffith asking about a collab- who everyone knows is sort of the main guy behind a highly successful channel called the hawks- which is this huge health and lifestyle channel with a lot of contributors.

And he ignores it because he’s mostly come across Griffith’s beauty, DIY and some like philosophical-ish videos. And though the last one intrigued him he doesn’t think this brand has anything to do with him. And he kind of scorns what he considers pretty people doing mundane things and hotgluing ribbons or generally the beauty guru thing. Because he thinks it’s all fake pretentious bullshit.

But this Griffith guy is oddly persistent. So Guts agrees to meet up with the intention of telling him off or just letting his gruffness chase him away.

When they meet ,Griffith asks him about doing a martial-art collab with him before Guts can even get a word in and honestly guts is a little in awe for the first few moments and doesn’t have his defenses up yet.

And Guts is like- with who?

And Griffith’s like- me.

And Guts is like- Hah as if. I don’t do scripted shit fyi and I’m sure you don’t want to get your pretty face punched in.

Griffith’s like-Just humor me, K?

So Guts takes him to his set up and Griffith keeps complimenting the details he’s taken so much care with and it makes Guts warm and Fuzzy which makes him upset and grumpier. And he’s being a cocky ass and they end up making a bet that if Guts wins Griffith needs to cut his hair or something and if Griffith wins, Guts joins their channel.

And they turn the video on and take positions. And Griffith predictably for us but very shockingly for Guts proceeds to completely own Guts’ ass in the bout. 

And Later that night Guts keeps replaying and checking out the  the footage, lying in bed and realises that this dude had some serious technique and he’s grudgingly impressed af.

But anyway Guts joins the channel. And his and Griffith’s first collab becomes viral as hell. And their videos become the most popular out of everyone else’s. And Casca is a little miffed because earlier she was the only one who would do joint videos with Griffith. and yeah.

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